Male-presenting, adult, open to all ethnicities. D2 - F#3 Range is flexible, comedic acting is a must. He’s mostly behind the scenes, but he does get a fabulous number about how he’s not gay (if he was it’d be okay). People just think he is because of how he looks—and acts. You know the type.

Must be able to travel to Scotland July 29ish-Aug 18th. Travel costs will be covered.

Submit a 1-ish minute video of you singing a comedic song
(or singing a serious song, comedically) via this form

If you’re ready to dive into the character, duet this video
with with piano part for the Kenneth’s song, “I’m Straight.”

SONG DEMO (Spotify)


Lyrics for the TikTok Clip:
JUST BECAUSE I PLUCK MY EYEBROWS
JUST BECAUSE I WEAR SUNSCREEN
JUST BECAUSE I SHAVE MY HYPOGNATHOUS (HYPO-NA-THOWS) Rub jawline

AND HAVE A 12-STEP SKINCARE ROUTINE
YES I AM TRIMMIN’ AND YES I LIKE WOMEN
NEXT TO HER YOU HAVE TO COMPETE

BARB: AND YOU’RE THE ONLY ONE WHO MAKES MY OUTFITS COMPLETE!

IS IT BECAUSE WE’RE ALWAYS TOGETHER
AND I HAVEN’T GIVEN HER A RING?
WELL, WHAT’S MORE LIKE A HETEROSEXUAL MAN THAN
BEING NON-COMMITTAL ABOUT EVERYTHING
JUST BECAUSE I’M NEAT AND TIDY
EVEN THOUGH I PRIMP AND PREEN
DOESN’T MEAN I’M NOT A MASCULINE
HET-ER-O-SEXUAL MACHINE